Wednesday, April 12, 2006

He ate it!

Some people just won't listen! Anybody got the number for an ambulance? Preferably one with fluffy dice and a siren that plays 'Panic on the streets of London...'

On a lighter note: Oi, Italy, sort it out! You appear to have a bad loser that might, as yet, win. Do you really want a sore loser in charge?

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Don't eat that!

No, really, don't eat it. It'd be a big mistake. Look, I know you're hungry but eating that would probably be the most unpleasant thing you've ever done. Trust me.


(Hi Lil)

Monday, April 10, 2006

One of these days I'll find a way to earn a living by combining brie with banjos. Until then I guess I'll spend my time munching scotch eggs.

On a lighter note: here's hoping Murdoch, sorry, Berlusconi lost.