Wednesday, April 12, 2006

He ate it!

Some people just won't listen! Anybody got the number for an ambulance? Preferably one with fluffy dice and a siren that plays 'Panic on the streets of London...'

On a lighter note: Oi, Italy, sort it out! You appear to have a bad loser that might, as yet, win. Do you really want a sore loser in charge?

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Don't eat that!

No, really, don't eat it. It'd be a big mistake. Look, I know you're hungry but eating that would probably be the most unpleasant thing you've ever done. Trust me.

DO NOT EAT IT
Boo!


(Hi Lil)

Monday, April 10, 2006

One of these days I'll find a way to earn a living by combining brie with banjos. Until then I guess I'll spend my time munching scotch eggs.

On a lighter note: here's hoping Murdoch, sorry, Berlusconi lost.